My very first post! Today I am offering my new short called 'Zombies Bite!' free on Amazon Kindle. If you would like to avail of this offer, just click the image of the book.
Now, I suppose it's the best piece of sage advice that I can offer in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse. Akin to the advice your mother gave when you told her, 'Mum, when I do this it hurts!'. Answer, 'Then just stop doing it!'
It is advice of the blatantly obvious sort. Like, 'Don't come running to me when you break you leg!' and 'Never judge a book by it's cover'. Although with this one you might be OK to do that!
I did enjoy writing this, tongue in cheek, advisory. After all with the imminent screening of the new season of 'The Walking Dead' what better time to think about, and read about, how to survive a Zombie Apocalypse! Inside you will find good homespun and practical information about everything from appropriate dress code during an outbreak to what to expect if you get bitten. Please! PLEASE! Try not to get bitten, it's just not good!
For good measure I've included a list of Zombie films, some which you will know and some that quite probably you have never heard of. Although these are presented as films for your entertainment, I prefer to look on them as documentaries and learning tools to better equip myself for the ultimate challenge of a Zombie Apocalypse.
So, don't delay, get your copy now! And don't come crying to me when a Zombie has eaten your legs! It's too late then to read and learn, much MUCH too late!
I am, in fact, an alter ego. I've always wanted to be one of them! And now, here I am, not a phone box or cape in sight, but an alter ego none the less!
I do enjoy writing as a pleasurable way to express myself, although my other alter ego does so in a less free flowing and creative way. I hope to use the guise of this capeless superhero to indulge my more laid back and creative side.
So watch this space, for offerings about writing. Tips and ideas for writers of all sorts! And maybe, a few of my fiction and fantasy pieces!
So, rest assured I am not actually a rather cute Springer Spaniel (who's real name is Perry), but a real flesh and blood writer who, for now, chooses to remain anonymous!