Maybe Burl should have held his temper! Maybe he should have stilled his fists! But Burl was not a thoughtful man, he was a man who tried to control everything. And when he started to lose control. Well! That was when it all got interesting.
Fieldwork Rules! OK!
Short Story - When Jenny daydreams during her lecture she doesn't realise how close her dreams are to the evening she is about to enjoy!
Now, I suppose it's the best piece of sage advice that I can offer in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse. Akin to the advice your mother gave when you told her, 'Mum, when I do this it hurts!'. Answer, 'Then just stop doing it!'
It is advice of the blatantly obvious sort. Like, 'Don't come running to me when you break you leg!' and 'Never judge a book by it's cover'. Although with this one you might be OK to do that!
I did enjoy writing this, tongue in cheek, advisory. After all with the imminent screening of the new season of 'The Walking Dead' what better time to think about, and read about, how to survive a Zombie Apocalypse! Inside you will find good homespun and practical information about everything from appropriate dress code during an outbreak to what to expect if you get bitten. Please! PLEASE! Try not to get bitten, it's just not good!
For good measure I've included a list of Zombie films, some which you will know and some that quite probably you have never heard of. Although these are presented as films for your entertainment, I prefer to look on them as documentaries and learning tools to better equip myself for the ultimate challenge of a Zombie Apocalypse.
So, don't delay, get your copy now! And don't come crying to me when a Zombie has eaten your legs! It's too late then to read and learn, much MUCH too late!